Saturday, June 18, 2011

(Some) Things the English don't understand about Americans

Not a comprehensive list.  But a list of things people have asked me about at one time or another.


"American Tights."  English women like their tights.  And why not?  It's really cold most of the time and the ladies in London do tend to wear dresses.  So, yes!  I fully support the tights revolution.  But they also tend to be black.  So much so, that I'm starting to feel Amish.  And while summer lends itself to colors other than black (such as navy - see below with pink sandals), no one goes for the "Suntan" shade of hosiery.  I remember being 7 years old and getting my very first pair of Suntan Hose.  It was a very grown-up thing for me.  And now of course, a dressy occasion often calls for pantyhose and we ladies often choose a shade that makes our pale little legs look a little more St Tropez.  And that just doesn't fly here.



Sarah Palin.  Margaret Thatcher called her "unimportant" but most Europeans loathe her.  I'm often asked if she will become the next president.

Vacation.  It is generally believed that Americans don't take vacations.  Which is quite funny considering how many Americans are clearly right here in London.  I think people believe these oddities to be "retired."

White Socks.  And while we're on the subject of footwear, I've heard that you can always spot an American by their white socks.  I have quickly pointed out that you can just as easily pick up Europeans on Venice Beach by their black socks...with speedos.  Touche.  If you go into a sock department here, you will find a treasure trove of patterns, a rainbow of colors and not a white sock in sight.  Even for men, there are socks with hearts and flowers and kittens.  But no white socks.  You have to go to an athletic store for that.  And even there, you will find a selection of black running socks.

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